
Paul Charchian chops it up with the Week 10 FAAB Bidding Advice, cautioning players on spending up on Patrick Mahomes and Saquon Barkley
Welcome to Week 10, Guillotine Leaguers!
I’m here every Tuesday offering waiver wire guidance to help you strategize your bidding.
Here's a little secret about this every-Tuesday article: I write from the bottom up. On Mondays I fill out the bottom section, with the "regular" waiver wire players. On Tuesday morning, when I've got the Top 10 data, I create the bidding advice for the big names you see in the middle of this story. And lastly, I write these introductions, talking about something salient in the world of Guillotine Leagues™️.
I didn't say the secret was a salacious, or even interesting.
Today, I want to combine the top and the bottom of this article to talk about "regular guys" who you'll be tempted to pick up for a buck or two.
Part of the beauty of Guillotine Leagues™️ is that the strategies are always shifting and reinventing themselves. Your Guillotine League is incredibly different today than it was in, say, Week 3. It's a whole different game, effectively. But has your mindset shifted with the change?
Here's an example. The bottom of your roster should be very different now than it was in September. At the start of the season, we were divvying up 250 players across 18 teams, and those bottom-tier dregs were disposable. Dropping bad draft picks, like Tahj Brooks or MarShawn Lloyd meant nothing.
But now, the bottom of your roster has actual, useful guys. Hopefully that includes some of the handcuffs I discussed last week.
At the bottom of this article, you'll see some really tempting, likely-to-be cheap players. "What's the harm in picking up $1 players," you might reasonably ask.
The answer to that question is already on your roster. We're getting a point where you need to consider more than the $1 FAAB acquisition cost, but also the lost opportunity with whomever you're dropping—probably someone half decent. As you're looking through my recommendations, be sure to adequately weight the cost of the drop.
Churning your roster by constantly chasing last week's boxscores might not terribly expensive in FAAB, but it can be expensive in the players you're losing.
Be sure to listen to the CHOP Podcast, for greater detail and conversation about the week's waiver wire decision.
Over the course of this story, you'll see a lot specific bidding advice. Those values need to be weighed against the strength of your roster and your likelihood of survival. You can’t bid correctly if you don’t establish your level of desperation—hopefully very little.
If you have a short-term roster problem due to bye weeks or injury, your goal should be to solve the problem with a cheap replacement player to cover your roster for a few weeks.
If your roster has a long-term problem, you’ll need to be more aggressive to land a good replacement player who can sustain you for weeks, or even to the end of the year.
How much should you spend? Here’s a broad rule of thumb:
Note, I've removed Tucker Kraft from the list, since his season, sadly, is over. That opens the door to a fascinating discussion around the 10th-most chopped player.
10. IND TE Tyler Warren (13.3% chop rate)
9. GB QB Jordan Love (13.7% chop rate)
8. LAC RB Kimani Vidal (13.8% chop rate)
7. NO RB Alvin Kamara (15% chop rate)
6. IND RB Jonathan Taylor (16% chop rate)
5. PHI RB Saquon Barkley (16.3% chop rate)
4. PIT WR DK Metcalf (17% chop rate)
3. DET RB Jahmyr Gibbs (18.6% chop rate)
2. CHI WR Rome Odunze (19.4% chop rate)
1. KC QB Patrick Mahomes (21% chop rate)
These are the caliber of guys who are popping up on “traditional league” waiver wires, but you'll also want to consider for guillotine usage. They're generally cheap and could provide short-term help.
WAS QB Marcus Mariota—Charch recommends $1
Since his rookie year, a lot of people claimed "Jayden Daniels is too frail to survive in the NFL." Mostly, I dismissed those nabobs of negativity. Well, sadly, it looks like the nabobs were right, even if Spiro Agnew wasn't. Enter Mariota, possibly for the rest of the season. In Mariota's three full games, he's finished as QB6, QB17 and QB19. He's averaging five designed runs per game, so Dan Quinn's got a willingness to let him run, which is pivotal to Mariota's floor and upside. I wouldn't normally use a roster spot on Mariota, but his schedule is insanely favorable, including the next two games against Detroit and Miami. If you'll use him in the next two weeks, he's worth a buck.
NYG RB Devin Singletary—Charch recommends $10
I didn't expect Singletary to lead the lead post-Skattebo Giants in rushes and snaps, but credit him for making the most of the opportunity. To my eye, Motor was hummin', running with fresh legs and power last week. He was already the presumed goal-line back—Tyrone Tracy has zero touches from inside the 5-yard line this year, and only two touches from the red zone. And now it looks like he'll have an expanded role, at least in the near term. He'll probably continue a fairly even split with Tracy, but he's the preferred option because of his touchdown potential.
SF RB Brian Robinson—Charch recommends $5
We're heading into the time of year when handcuffs are more important than 10-point producers. Robinson looked fantastic on Sunday, breaking tackles and ripping off big plays. In San Francisco, Robinson backs up the most notoriously injured player in the league, Christian McCaffrey. CMC feels like a timebomb, considering his massive usage. The 29-year old has more carries and more receptions than any runner. Robinson becomes an end-game player if anything happens to CMC.
JAC WR Parker Washington—Charch recommends $0.
Tuesday's addition of Jakobi Meyers complicates matters a bit, especially since they both run half their snaps from the slot. But Washington remains a viable pickup candidate. Last Sunday, with Travis Hunter on injured reserve and BTJ dealing with a low-high-ankle sprain—low-high???...whatever that means, Jags—we saw Washington leap to the top of the Jaguars usage metrics. He led all Jacksonville receivers in snaps, routes, targets, receptions and receiving yards. My hesitation on Washington is a brutal upcoming matchup with Houston's elite pass defense. And after that, a tricky matchup with the Chargers. But after that it's a run of three straight favorable matchups: Arizona, Tennessee and Indy.
IND WR Alec Pierce—Charch recommends $1
Having fully beaten out Adonai Mitchell and Ashton Dulin, Pierce's usage is surging. Over the past three weeks, he's the team leader in snaps and routes, and he's just two targets behind Michael Pittman. Pierce is a downfield menace, averaging a whopping 20.5 yards per target—second deepest in the league. You already know the Indy offense is cookin' and you may want a key Daniel Jones target. The reason I'm not bidding more for Pierce is his intimidating schedule for the next three weeks: Atlanta, Bye and then travel to Kansas City.
CHI TE Colston Loveland—Charch recommends $1
I hate being the wet blanket, but I need to highlight some of the reasons why Loveland's massive game last Sunday could be a one-off. It came against a Cincinnati defense that's on pace to be the worst tight end defense in modern history. The Bengals have allowed 12 touchdowns to the position already—that's more than any team all last year! They're on pace to allow 23 tight end scores, which would shatter the single-season tight end ineptitude record of 17 touchdowns allowed. Also making last week uniquely beneficial for Loveland, Cole Kmet got knocked out early and Luther Burden didn't clear the concussion protocol. Both of those guys eat up Loveland's slot routes, and when they return, will likely impact Loveland's snap count.
GB TE Luke Musgrave—Charch recommends $15
With Tucker Kraft's unfortunate season-ending knee injury, Musgrave walks into most of Kraft's routes. Musgrave isn't quite at Kraft's level of ability, but he's not that far off. He's athletic with soft hands. Not surprisingly, Musgrave set new season highs in catches, targets and yardage last week—all in the fourth quarter. There's a real chance Musgrave gives you 80% of Kraft's production, which would make him a Guillotine starter most weeks.
BAL TE Isaiah Likely—Charch recommends $0
We're slowly seeing the baton get passed from 30-year-old Mark Andrews to the 25-year-old Likely. Over the past two games, Likely has pulled (roughly) even with Andrews in snaps, routes, targets and receptions. Andrews remains an end zone magnet, but he's averaging just 3 catches per game. According to the Fantasy Life strength of schedule tool, the Ravens have the easiest remaining tight end schedule.