Super Bowl 60 Longshot Parlays and Picks: Rashid Shaheed Super Bowl MVP, Anyone?

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We've had some crazy parlays cash this season, and I hope you've had fun. But to be honest, this was never just about the money or the wins.

It was always about the fourth-quarter sweats that we made along the way. So to those of you who messaged me during the games and were sweating right there along with me. ILY!

And I hope you're ready for one last sweaty hoorah (under $20 buckaroos)!!

Don't get scared now!

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Longshot Parlays and Picks For Super Bowl 60

LX% of the Time, It Happens Every Time (+1700)

“60% of the time, it happens every time.” That's our inspiration for this eight-leg parlay.

Here are eight things that have happened 60% of the time every time during the regular season. (Okay, I said 60, but these vary between 58.8%-64.7%, because nothing divides evenly into 17! F*ck off, nerd).

Drake Maye has thrown an INT in 10/17 games
Sam Darnold has thrown for 240 or more passing yards in 11/17 games
Jaxon Smith-Njigba has scored a TD in 10/17 games
Stefon Diggs has caught four or more receptions in 11/17 games
Drake Maye has had five or more rush attempts in 11/17 games
AJ Barner has caught three or more receptions in 10/17 games
Seattle has allowed 15 or more points to opponents in 10/17 games
New England has allowed 19 or more points to opponents in 10/17 games

THE LEGS:

Drake Maye Interceptions Thrown 1+
Sam Darnold Passing Yards 240+
Jaxon Smith-Njigba ATD
Stefon Diggs Receptions 4+
Drake Maye Rushing Attempts 6+
AJ Barner Receptions 3+
NE Patriots: Total Team Points Over 14.5
SEA Seahawks: Total Team Points Over 18.5

Glass Case of Emotion (+12000)

While we're all rooting for a high-octane, high-scoring game … There's always the possibility that SEA continues to dominate on defense and Sam Darnold starts to see a few ghosts.

It would leave me screaming inside a glass case of emotion, but what if no one scores?

Field Goals, anyone?

First TD Scorer: No Touchdown Scorer

No One Knows What It Means, But It's Provocative (+1500)

C'mon. Don't be a p*ss. Let's bet on the octop*s!

If a single player can score a TD and the subsequent 2-point conversion on the same possession, we've got an octopus, baby!!

Will There Be an Octopus? YES +1500

I love doink. (+600)

Statistically speaking, it's uncommon for a "doink" to happen in any given game. But there's always pressure looming down on kickers. So, there’s always a chance!

And who doesn't love rooting for a doink?

**This is the perfect gateway scared money bet. Let your friends and family know you're rooting for a doink and watch them join in on the fun.**

Any FG or XP Attempt to Hit Goalpost: YES

Stay Classy, Seattle! (+1000)

Since Thanksgiving, SEA has held its opponents to 10 or fewer points in all but three games (two of those three were against the Rams). During their last nine games, SEA has allowed 132 points (64 of those came from the Rams).

Do you see where I'm going here?

Other than the Rams, offenses have struggled against the Seahawks for monthssss. Seattle even held Christian F'kin McCaffrey to 35 ru/39 rec yards in the Divisional Round.

… And is now a bad time to mention that Drake Maye has thrown an INT in 2 of his 3 postseason games?

SEA Seahawks Moneyline
Total: Under 45.5
Drake Maye Passing Yards: Under 222.5
Drake Maye Interceptions Thrown: Over 0.5
Drake Maye Passing Completions: Under 19.5
Rhamondre Stevenson Rushing + Receiving Yards: Under 76.5

I Don't Know How To Put This, But He's Kind of a Big Deal (+3000)

You can choose your own adventure when it comes to betting on the Super Bowl 60 MVP, but there's no question here in my home.

There's only one guy who can cause a top-five NFL noise pop with a 95-yard kick return TD.

He's a former Saint.
He's my forever MVP.

He's kind of a big deal.

Rashid Shaheed - Super Bowl LX MVP

I Am Ron Burgundy? (+1400)

Listen. Players are going to do whatever the teleprompter (read: play caller) tells them to do.

If someone tells Cooper Kupp to pass the ball in the red zone, so be it. Who are we to judge?

Any Non-QB to Throw a TD Pass: YES

Boy, That Escalated Quickly …

We have some SB records that are just begging to be broken.

The choice is yours. I dropped a few dimes on them all.

Any Player to Have 216+ Receiving Yards (+3000)
Any Player to Have 15+ Receptions (+4000)
Any Player to Have 506+ Passing Yards (+15000)
Any Player to Have 7+ Passing TDs (+25000)

For more Super Bowl 60 novelty props, check out my Super Bowl LX exotic prop bets.

Players Mentioned in this Article

DrakeMaye
QBNE
PPG
16.14
Proj
17.04
RashidShaheed
WRSEA
PPG
5.04
Proj
4.60
SamDarnold
QBSEA
PPG
9.50
Proj
15.34
JaxonSmith-Njigba
WRSEA
PPG
12.08
Proj
16.17